Ha ha ha :goingmad:
But yes very true :wallbang: :handsup:
I have a water tight bucket that keeps the heat in, from a company called zaino but I'm sure you can get one cheeper else where, fill it up with boiling water before you leave then your ready to go when you get there, also drive under 65 mph to stop flys killing them selfs all over the front of your car :mhihi:
Other then that, ph neutral soft wash, lambs wool mitt , wash wax anywhere, wheel cleaner and a micro fibre, glass cleaner and a micro, tyre shine and applicator etc etc etc etc