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This is my latest ad in the Auto Trader to try and sell my Land Rover :

1997 LAND ROVER DEFENDER 110 SW 300TDi 12 Seater , Big Red heap of ****, I paid 6.5K in December but can't get in in my works car park, have been trying to sell since Feb but had nothing but timewasting tossers. Dark glass which no-one seems to like, chequer plate which no-one gives a **** about, EMU suspension which no-one seems to know about, alloys and over-size tyres which aren't original. Yep its got uprated front seats, clearly visible from the pictures but please feel free to slag off when you come to look at it (current theme), tatty inside, tatty outside (I don't think so but everyone else does) replaced nearly every vital part in 3 months, cost me a ******* fortune but please feel free to come and offer me a couple of grand just to add insult to injury. Runs like a dream except *apparently* the gearbox whines in 5th, hey ho, don't they all? Drifts around like death is imminent on the motorway, lucky if you get 30mpg off a cliff with the wind behind you, only had service history to 120k then owned by a **** who did all the uprating then sold it to me with nothing working and cost me another 1.2K, no cup holders, no elec anything, alarm gave up the ghost today, interior light temperamental and dashboard petrol gauge light bulb out, ITS AN 8YR OLD LANDROVER and does exactly what it says on the tin. If you feel like insulting me further or just a bit of sport to take the ****, call Simone: 171000 miles
 

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Its up for any offers !!!

I swear to god, if I offered it "Free to collector" they'd get there and try to charge me £50 to take it away.

Cheeky fekers.
 

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If I had the spare crinkle I would buy it just to ease your pain. I admire and applaud your honesty. (Checks bank balance and is happy for the first time to see overdrawn :D).
 

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Its up for any offers !!!

I swear to god, if I offered it "Free to collector" they'd get there and try to charge me £50 to take it away.
How about I give you £50 and take it away free of charge? :D

How much are you looking for? I'm after a Landy so I can take the dog into the hills for his walks. :)

PM me if you prefer.

Mac. ;)
 
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