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and amp;gt;Extracts from the Guinness Book of Records
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Women:
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Car Parking:
and amp;gt;The smallest kerbside space successfully reversed into by a woman, was
one
and amp;gt;of 19.36m equivalent to three standard parking spaces, by Mrs. E.
Simpkins
and amp;gt;(GB) driving an unmodified Vauxhall Nova Swing on 12th October 1993.
She
and amp;gt;started the manoeuvre at 11:15am in Ropergate, Pontefract and
successfully
and amp;gthttp://www.lancerregister.com/graphics/tonguewink1.gif border|EQU| 0 align|EQU| absmiddle >arked within three feet of the pavement, 8 hours 14mins later. There
was
and amp;gt;slight damage to the bumpers and wings of her own and the two adjoining

and amp;gt;cars, as well as shop frontage and two lampposts.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Incorrect Driving:
and amp;gt;The longest journey completed with the handbrake on, was one of 313
miles
and amp;gt;from Stranraer to Hollyhead, by Dr. Julie Thorn, at the wheel of a Saab
900
and amp;gt;on 2nd April 1987. Dr. Thorn smelled burning two miles into her journey
at
and amp;gt;Arid, but pressed on to Hollyhead with smoke billowing from the rear
and amp;gt;wheels. This journey also holds the records for the longest completed
with
and amp;gt;the choke fully out and the right indicator flashing.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Video Lesbianism:
and amp;gt;The longest period of time that two women in a pornographic film have
sat
and amp;gt;together on a settee without starting to fondle each other is 8.3 secs,
in
and amp;gt;the 1994 low budget production 'Strap on Sally vol.3'. The longest a
woman
and amp;gt;has sat alone on the settee without starting to fondle herself is 5.2
secs.
and amp;gt;in the same film.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Traffic Light Cosmetics:
and amp;gt;The longest spell spent oblivious to traffic lights whilst applying
make up
and amp;gt;was one of 1hr 51mins 38secs. by Miss J. Dobson at a road junction in
the
and amp;gt;centre of Preston on the 1st August 1975. Miss Dobson, a piano teacher,

and amp;gt;beautified herself through 212 cycles of the light, creating a tailback
of
and amp;gt;irate motorists stretching 28 miles towards Leeds.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Group Toilet Visit:
and amp;gt;The record for the largest group of women to visit a toilet
simultaneously
and amp;gt;is held by 147 workers at the dept. of Social Security, Long Benton. At

and amp;gt;their annual celebration at a night-club in Newcastle upon Tyne on 12th
Oct
and amp;gt;1994. Mrs. Beryl Crabtree got up to go to the toilet and was
immediately
and amp;gt;followed by 146 other members of the party. Moving en mass the group
and amp;gt;entered the toilet at 9:52pm and after waiting for everyone to finish,
and amp;gt;emerged 2hrs 37mins later.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Men:
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Expletives:
and amp;gt;On 9th June 1996, Mr. Harold Brayson (GB) struck his thumb with a stone

and amp;gt;masons mallet whilst breaking concrete in his back yard in Tewksbury,
and amp;gt;Gloucestershire. He went on to swear for 14mins 7secs. without stopping

and amp;gt;once or repeating a swear word. He later attempted to better this feat
on
and amp;gt;BBC TV's Record Breakers programme by dropping a car battery on his
foot.
and amp;gt;It ended in failure when he repeated the word ******* after 12mins
58secs.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Beer Drinking:
and amp;gt;The greatest amount of beer drunk before going to the lavatory was 25.5

and amp;gt;litres (45 pints) of assorted weak lagers, by Mr. George Wingfield
downed
and amp;gt;in various pubs in Knutsford high street, Cheshire between 12:15pm and
and amp;gt;2:38pm on 22nd December 1986.20
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Urinating:
and amp;gt;The longest #### delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 min
24secs
and amp;gt;by Mr George Wingfield (GB) in the doorway of a newsagents shop in
and amp;gt;Knutsford high street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Wingfield was arrested
and
and amp;gt;charged with a public order offence 17 mins into his record attempt,
but
and amp;gt;arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him

and amp;gt;back to the station for a kicking.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Hottest Curry Eaten:
and amp;gt;Many claims are made about the ferocity of curries eaten, but in the
main
and amp;gt;they are difficult to substantiate. The hottest verifiable curry eaten
was
and amp;gt;a Hot Chicken Murg Thaal with extra chillies consumed by George
Wingfield
and amp;gt;(GB) at the Bengal Tiger restaurant, Knutsford on 23rd December 1986.
The
and amp;gt;curry was reportedly so hot that between kitchen and table it burst
into
and amp;gt;flames, singeing the waiters eyebrows.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Biggest Fart:
and amp;gt;The largest and most catastrophic fart was one dropped by Mr. George
and amp;gt;Winfield (GB) in the car park of the Dog and Duck, Knutsford, on the
and amp;gt;morning of the 24th December 1986. Suffering from terrible guts Mr.
and amp;gt;Wingfield gingerly attempted to squeeze one out whilst bending to pick
up
and amp;gt;his car keys, but the resulting flatulent explosion blew his entire
and amp;gt;digestive tract out of his arse. Attending firemen hosed down his
smoking
and amp;gt;guts for two hours before paramedics with breathing apparatus could
begin
and amp;gt;the process of pushing them back up.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Holiday Gymnastics:
and amp;gt;The greatest number of press-ups done in front of some girls on a beach
is
and amp;gt;6 by Wayne Fletcher (GB) whilst on holiday in San Antonio, Ibiza on
19th
and amp;gt;August 1988. The girls went off with a waiter.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Loudest Car Stereo:
and amp;gt;The Saisho stereo fitted in the Mk.III Escort belonging to Wayne
Fletcher
and amp;gt;(GB) reached a momentary peak noise level of 312dB whilst waiting at
some
and amp;gt;traffic lights next to some girls in Stockport, Cheshire on 8th July
1988.
and amp;gt;This noise level is equivalent to 8 Concordes taking off inside the
car.
and amp;gt;The girls walked off.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Car Customisation:
and amp;gt;Judged as a proportion of the overall value of the car, the accessories

and amp;gt;fitted to the Mark III Escort of Wayne Fletcher (GB) add up to the
world's
and amp;gt;most expensive car customisation project at 105761%. Between 8th March
1986
and amp;gt;and 22nd September 1996, Fletcher has spent a grand total of £63,456.99
at
and amp;gt;the Stockport branch of Halfords in attempt to attract girls to his
and amp;gt;vehicle. His fruitless purchases include a Paddy Hopkirk Full Body
and amp;gt;StylingKit (£335.00), 'Nightrider' style Disco Stop Lights (£31.99),
Split
and amp;gt;45 Weber Carburettors x4 (£490.00), Scorpion Talking Alarm, (£350.00)
and a
and amp;gt;Chromium plated Mock Twin Exhaust Extension (£32.85). The car is
currently
and amp;gt;valued at £350 to £360.
and amp;gt;
and amp;gt;Longest Wheel Spin:
and amp;gt;The greatest length of time a car has screeched its wheels to impress
some
and amp;gt;girls was achieved on 9th July 1988 by Wayne Fletcher (GB) in his Mark
III
and amp;gt;Escort. When traffic lights in Stockport, Cheshire turned green
Fletcher
and amp;gt;attempted to pull off at such speed that his front wheels spun for an
and amp;gt;amazing 42 secs before the car began to move. Both tyres fell to pieces
and
and amp;gt;the clutch dropped out twenty yards down the road. The girls walked
off.
 
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Robert, I see you've opened your christmas present early!!

Please don't start sharing the WHOLE book with us...please!!
 
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