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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
Right then,

Wifey went to Malta this morning, had to drop her off at Gatwick at 5.30am!!!

She's gone for a week, any ideas on what I can do? I finished work yesterday, got shedloads of beer!

Tried licking my elbow, can't do that! Tried putting party poppers up the dogs' ar*e, won't stay still long enough!

Thinking of going to PC World tomorrow, any games worth buying? Got Colin Mcrae2, F1 2001, Mobil 1 Rally!

Porn sites get boring after a while!

Any suggestion gratefully received!!

Andy (v lonely and BORED)

Discussion Starter · #2 ·
A few ideas

1. go to the pub with your mates (the ones your wife doesn't like)
2. If you have broadband, download some movies a.k.a gnutella (limewire)
3. lick the dogs elbow
4. go buy some games, on the PC try Return to castle Wolfenstien or Counter Strike (the mother of all multiplayers) (I've just got Ghost recon too but its b1tch hard multi-player) for the PS2 the only thing I play is GT2
5. go away for the weekend yourself!
6. answer peoples post on this bbs :D (that's what I'm doing!)


Discussion Starter · #4 ·
I'm seriuosly thinking of buying a PS 2, but heard WRC and GT3 ain't as good as, say, Colin Mcrae2! Two minds, see! Brought 1 of PC's from work home (1.4 Gig processor and x2 graphics card thingy's). Got steering wheel, flight yolk and controller pad for PC, seems a shame to get PS2!

tried licking dogs' elbows, got fur in my mouth (not for the first time hehe...aaaah happy days) and the other one wanted some too!

As for other computer stuff, wasted on me, I'm afraid! I know how to turn it on/off and delete temporary internet files (you know why), that's it!

Wolfenstein is a good idea. Had the original one long time ago, gave me nightmares, though!

Replied to all posts on here (inanely of course). Do that every day, anyway. I know I'm a sad individual!

Keep 'em coming!

Discussion Starter · #5 ·
Don't get PS2 , wait 4 the X-Box...............different league ;)

Get a cheap flight 2 New York or LA and go check the scene out , New York GR8 at Xmas , LA sweet 4 car culture :)

Discussion Starter · #7 ·
As that Meldrew bloke wud say , I DONT BELIEVE IT !

Wots yr prob with aviation M8 , safest form of transport u know even factoring in recent events.
Just fly BA or Virgin , sit back and enjoy.
The only prob with New York normally at this time of year is finding a hotel , but shouldn't b a problem in the current situation. LA is a mad place , warm now and plenty of action.
Food is cheap and excellent , New York in particular is a genuine 24.7 city ,I've been in Virgin Mega store Time Square at 3am !, even Christmas and amp; New Years day the Deli's r open , clothes r cheap , even Armani , DKNY , Boss etc................Jeez I think I've just talked meself in2 it :)
Wot wud the woman say tho !

Discussion Starter · #8 ·

Go and buy Colin McRae Rally 2 coc I did all the music on that game !!!!

Evo4Jon (

Discussion Starter · #9 ·

sheme you couldn'y fly as you could of come on a shagathon in Guernsey with me ,off tomorrow20th back xmas eve.
! /got to go out on the p!ss as much as poss.
2 / Your dogs need walking in a red light district late at night.
3/ Clean that ***** car its sooo dirty.
4/ re wire the house to elecrocute the relatives on 1st door bell ring.
5/ finish the extention :D
6/Get some lads to cause havoc at the local hotel.
7 just stay in and masterbate all night like a sado !
8/ torch that mexican fkin pub with the sh!te art work.
9/ go carol singing with eight pints down you and get the dogs to sh!t on their lawns.
10 / Have a happy Xmas and a prosperous new year

Discussion Starter · #10 ·
Wots yr prob with aviation M8 , safest form of transport
An oft quoted piece of disinformation - aviation runs a close second to Hovercraft. (although there aren't many places you can go via commercial hovercraft services these days :)

Discussion Starter · #11 ·
don't knock of gt3 just yet. i'd go as far as saying its better than anything else out there. ps2 is nice, got very nice games for it and maybe a linux console if sony japan ever gets to shipping that option out to the rest of the world.

I hope you can read japanese |EQU|)

Discussion Starter · #12 ·
ps2 linux boot |EQU|)

Loading R5900 MMU routines.
CPU revision is: 00002e14
Primary instruction cache 16kb, linesize 64 bytes
Primary data cache 8kb, linesize 64 bytes
Branch Prediction : on
Double Issue : on
Linux version 2.2.1 (master[email protected]) (gcc version 2.95.2 19991024 (release)) #94 Thu Apr 19 12:13:01 JST 2001
no initrd found
Console: colour dummy device 80x25
Calibrating delay loop... 392.40 BogoMIPS
Estimated CPU clock: 294.240 MHz
Memory: 30724k/32760k available (1216k kernel code, 752k data)
Checking for 'wait' instruction... unavailable.
POSIX conformance testing by UNIFIX
PlayStation 2 SIF BIOS: 0200
Linux NET4.0 for Linux 2.2
Based upon Swansea University Computer Society NET3.039
NET4: Unix domain sockets 1.0 for Linux NET4.0.
NET4: Linux TCP/IP 1.0 for NET4.0
IP Protocols: ICMP, UDP, TCP, IGMP
Linux IP multicast router 0.06 plus PIM-SM
Starting kswapd v 1.5
PlayStation 2 device support: GIF, VIF, GS, VU, IPU, SPR
Graphics Synthesizer revision: 00005508
Console: switching to colour PlayStation 2 Graphics Synthesizer 80x28
pty: 256 Unix98 ptys configured
Real Time Clock Driver v1.09
rtc: Digital UNIX epoch (1952) detected
usb.c: registered new driver usbdevfs
usb.c: registered new driver hub
usb.c: registered new driver usb_mouse
usb.c: registered new driver keyboard
usb-ohci.c: USB OHCI at membase 0x1f801600, IRQ 42
usb-ohci.c: GrowLocalMem 64K bytes
usb.c: new USB bus registered, assigned bus number 1
usb.c: USB new device connect, assigned device number 1
hub.c: USB hub found
hub.c: 2 ports detected
RAM disk driver initialized: 1 RAM disks of 10240K size
loop: registered device at major 7
PlayStation 2 IDE DMA driver
hda: ST340823A, ATA DISK drive
ide0 at 0xb4000040-0xb4000047,0xb400005c on irq 41
hda: ST340823A, 38166MB w/1024kB Cache, CHS|EQU|4865/255/63, (U)DMA
LVM version 0.8i by Heinz Mauelshagen (02/10/1999)
lvm -- Driver successfully initialized
scsi : 0 hosts.
scsi : detected total.
Partition check:
hda: hda1 hda2 and amp;lt; hda5 hda6 and amp;gt;
VFS: Mounted root (ext2 filesystem) readonly.
Freeing unused kernel memory: 48k freed
usb.c: USB new device connect, assigned device number 2
hub.c: USB hub found
hub.c: 2 ports detected
usb.c: USB new device connect, assigned device number 3
keybdev.c: Adding keyboard: input0
input0: USB HIDBP keyboard
usb.c: USB new device connect, assigned device number 4
input1: USB HIDBP mouse
PlayStation 2 Sound driver
Adding Swap: 136516k swap-space (priority -1)
eth0: MAC address 00:04:1f:ff:fa:bc
eth0: Auto-negotiation complete. 100Mbps Full duplex mode.
PlayStation 2 SMAP(Ethernet) device driver is loaded.

Discussion Starter · #14 ·

simple. one of two things.

1) kick back and smoke some weed.
2) spend all night on chat lines then go for a raz in the 5 on a motorway near a train line.

or maybe both.

Discussion Starter · #15 ·
if you like strategy games try civilisation 3. Civ 2 was the firt game i got for the PC. It was so addictive the first night i had it i played til 3am. trouble is the PC was set up on the floor so i had to kneel down to play it. Afetr 7 hours of kneeling i couldn't walk and had to drag my self along with my arms to get to bed.

Red alert 2 also very good in real time strategy line. baldurs gate for rpg.

Personally I'm not a great fan of the 1st person shoot em up's having been through Doom, Doom 2 and Quake in the early days.

Discussion Starter · #16 ·
If you want a good first person PC game that doesn't involve running around with all guns blazing then try Operation Flashpoint. Absolutely brilliant game and you get to have fun driving around in cars, tractors, tanks, APC's, helicoptors, A10 planes as well as being a standard infantryman. The graphics are superb and it is guaranteed to get you hooked.

The other option of course is to sleep during the day and then wake up about 2 or 3 in the morning and go for some absolutely superb drives around your favourite country lanes with no traffic and pedestrains etc to worry about. Sounds like heaven to me :D


Discussion Starter · #18 ·

R5900 MMU routines ??? MMU is a Memory Management Unit !!!

Does your post suggest that you have access to a PS2 emulator for
linux ? (or could it be PS2 running LINUX ?)

In any case I believe you are posting in a wrong forum ... :)

Discussion Starter · #19 ·
Thanx guys (except the PS2 Linux thingy, don't have a fkin clue what you're on about, sorry).


Thought about doing the extension but it's too cold and I've run out of sand and can't get any til the 28th!

Like the idea of the shagathon! Don't think H would be too impressed! Also, I'd have to get any bird plastered before she'd let me! Not economically viable, then!

Got my mate to laplink download a porn film last night. It's OK but 'cos it's not on DVD, my control bar won't let you ff or rewind, and we all know that's no good! :)

I'm going over to Tempo this afternoon. They've gone bust so have to sell everything b4 Xmas Eve. Hopefully they've got a PS2 with GT3 and WRC going for about £20! If not I'll go to PC World and buy myself a couple of prezzies!

Andy H

Discussion Starter · #20 ·
Can't get any until the 28th..... But I thought you said your wife had only gone away for the week border|EQU| 0 align|EQU| absmiddle >

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