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Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp says to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy inthe world."




"Why is that?" asked the other tramp.



"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found $100.

I went to town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."



The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and had sex with her for two days."



"Man," said the first tramp. "You ARE the luckiest guy in the world.

What about a blow job, did you get a blow job?"



"Well, no," the other tramp said, " I never found her head!"
 
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