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Bad luck that is

They say it comes in 3s

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I went down the bank today and pulled into the car park only to have some old git walk out in front of me and then just stood there as I drove past him :mad:

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I reversed into the parking bay and hit the arnco barrier - fortunately not hard enough to do any damage :mad: :mad:

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Went over Reading to register my private plate that I have had for a while now - parked up in a side road - thought that was lucky for Reading - went into the dvla office and sorted out my plate. Came out just as a traffic warden was putting a ticket on my car :mad: :mad: :mad:

I had parked in a bloody permit holder's only street. Also I had driven the wrong way up a one way street without even noticing. I got away with that though but it was a bit obvious when I came back to the car as ever car that was parked was facing the other way :crackup:

That's the problem with getting old :crackup:
 

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Yes it was the first day I had driven since before Xmas.

After hitting the barrier I was waiting for the 3rd one :crackup:
 

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JonRS2 said:
Yes it was the first day I had driven since before Xmas.

After hitting the barrier I was waiting for the 3rd one :crackup:
Mibby you should just drive a corsa :crackup:
 

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Of corsa I should drive with me eyes open.

I was too busy looking out not to drive through bus lanes to take notice of minor details like one way streets and permit parking :D
 

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Of corsa I should drive with me eyes open.

I was too busy looking out not to drive through bus lanes to take notice of minor details like one way streets and permit parking :D
:crackup: :crackup: i believe ya others wouldnt :D
 

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I hate Reading :mad:

That's the first time I have driven through there for years
 

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Actually it wasn't the first time I had driven since Xmas - I went round a mates house the other night Tuesday I think it was -pulled into his drive and nudged his bumper.

I hate driving slowly I only seem to hit things driving round at 5 mph!!!!!!

But giving it the big one well that's a different mater :D
 

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JonRS2 said:
Of corsa I should drive with me eyes open.

I was too busy looking out not to drive through bus lanes to take notice of minor details like one way streets and permit parking :D
Well you were only driving one way!!! :D
 

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Yes so I was :D

So try that when I go to court :crackup:
 
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