the lets all laugh at chelsea thread

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butts

Discussion Starter · Apr 13, 2011

cant see any so thought i may as well start 1

how sh!t were we?

the 1's not mentioned are ok...

from the back.....

ivanovic - too big and slow to be a full back

ferriera - done , has to go

essien - wasted playing the holding role but no-where near the force he was before injury

malouda - done , has to go

zhirkov - kack , has to go

lampard - done , has to go

anelka - done , has to go

torres - fu**in useless but we're stuck with him - cant and never will fit in with drogba - and for that reason drogba needs to go too , as he's well into his 30's and not a long term option.

'hasna' kalou - not a premiership player full stop

last and by no means least
ancellotti - couldnt manage a sh!te - no plan b and a lot of this season no plan a either.
inherited last years on form team and did very little , but once they lost form has no idea who to play or where to play them .
outthohought by mourihno last year and fergie last night.
out to f**k in the summer:wallbang:

utd deserved to go through over 2 legs - well done the mancs

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K

· #2 · Apr 13, 2011

"Sits here thinking back to when Chelski brought Torres form us and the thread also created by yourself IIRC" oh how times have changed.....

interbishi

· #3 · Apr 13, 2011

Chelsea should get Mourhino back ............... he would jump at the chance to i bet , i knew Man U would win .

K

· #4 · Apr 13, 2011

interbishi said:
Chelsea should get Mourhino back ............... he would jump at the chance to i bet , i knew Man U would win .

let me think Real Madrid or chelsea Thought about it madrid every time

corky_79

· #5 · Apr 13, 2011

No mention of Ramires :crackup:

Odd looking little bad tackling spaz :mhihi:

interbishi

· #6 · Apr 13, 2011

KIERAN BARKER said:
let me think Real Madrid or chelsea Thought about it madrid every time

Maybe so but Chelsea can afford his 20 mill a year wages , plus he has stated he want to come back to England to manage .

K

· #7 · Apr 13, 2011

interbishi said:
Maybe so but Chelsea can afford his 20 mill a year wages , plus he has stated he want to come back to England to manage .

yeah but he'd want to manage a team on the up not one thats rotting from within :crackup:

corky_79

· #8 · Apr 13, 2011

interbishi said:
Maybe so but Chelsea can afford his 20 mill a year wages , plus he has stated he want to come back to England to manage .

Yes, now which BIG club has a manager who will turn 70 this year? hmmmnnnnnn.

I wonder where he will end up soon :crackup:

If Fergie/Utd win the league and either the FA Cup or the CL I reckon he will announce his retirement.

interbishi

· #9 · Apr 13, 2011

KIERAN BARKER said:
yeah but he'd want to manage a team on the up not one thats rotting from within :crackup:

Chelseas squad is getting a little to old , i dont think its rotting .. they need some fresh legs with a bit of skill . this jonny foreigner Ancellotti chap seems a tad clueless to .

interbishi

· #10 · Apr 13, 2011

corky_79 said:
Yes, now which BIG club has a manager who will turn 70 this year? hmmmnnnnnn.

I wonder where he will end up soon :crackup:

If Fergie/Utd win the league and either the FA Cup or the CL I reckon he will announce his retirement.

Fergie wont retire yet ........ be another 2/3 years .....

butts

Discussion Starter · #11 · Apr 13, 2011

KIERAN BARKER said:
"Sits here thinking back to when Chelski brought Torres form us and the thread also created by yourself IIRC" oh how times have changed.....

it still burns you my friend - but yes he is pure dung atm

butts

Discussion Starter · #12 · Apr 13, 2011

corky_79 said:
No mention of Ramires :crackup:

Odd looking little bad tackling spaz :mhihi:

ramires will come good - he was our best player till he got carded . just needs to not dive in so much lol

robtuckey28

· #13 · Apr 13, 2011

Chelski's team hasnt really changed over the years and the big game players are getting older, and there is a lack of youth in the squad. What young players they have got either out on loan or not good enough!! Sturridge free transfer scoring goals for Bolton, she mail Torres £50 mil cant hit cows arse with a spade!!

jen evo

· #14 · Apr 13, 2011

bunch of over paid usless *******os:crackup:

butts

Discussion Starter · #15 · Apr 13, 2011

robtuckey28 said:
Chelski's team hasnt really changed over the years and the big game players are getting older, and there is a lack of youth in the squad. What young players they have got either out on loan or not good enough!! Sturridge free transfer scoring goals for Bolton, she mail Torres £50 mil cant hit cows arse with a spade!!

this is very true - but if you'd seen sturridge for us he couldnt kick back doors for the binmen.

we need a full clear out no doubt .
but fergy showed last night what a good manager can do .
that tube carrick and a 37 year old winger in their midfield and they still gave as good as they got .:shake:

gl1

· #16 · Apr 13, 2011

I was embarrassed for Ivonovic, nani was making a fool of him! Dont know why you bothered with Torres either, wasteman. Drogba is the one i fear when we play you.

butts

Discussion Starter · #17 · Apr 13, 2011

gl1 said:
I was embarrassed for Ivonovic, nani was making a fool of him! Dont know why you bothered with Torres either, wasteman. Drogba is the one i fear when we play you.

nobody thought torres was worth the price mate - the only thing we enjoyed was nicking him off the scousers.
but we're stuck with him so have to just hope he comes good .... maybe

Evo-Des

· #18 · Apr 13, 2011

robtuckey28 said:
Torres £50 mil cant hit cows arse with a spade!!

:lol:

Classic!

Must be a Utd v Barca final now! Hopefully Utd won't be spectators like the 09' final in Rome.

butts

Discussion Starter · #19 · Apr 13, 2011

always fancied the winner of our tie to end up in the final .

also dont think either english team are good enough to beat whichever spanish team they play.
personally i want madrid otf and barca to hump them on sat night too .

then maybe the lovely lovely wonderful special 1 will come back to us and i can lick his picture again

robtuckey28

· #20 · Apr 13, 2011

butts said:
this is very true - but if you'd seen sturridge for us he couldnt kick back doors for the binmen.

we need a full clear out no doubt .
but fergy showed last night what a good manager can do .
that tube carrick and a 37 year old winger in their midfield and they still gave as good as they got .:shake:

I no sturridge wasnt the best at chelski but it must be hard for him at his age to never start a game and then come on as a sub with 15 mins to go when a game is already won and chelski are just seeing a game out.

i cant believe ppl still underestimate fergie and some of his players. fergie has won trophies constantly year after year and had to build different squads in that time and go through transitional periods and yet still manages to come up with the goods, wenger the 2nd long serving manager in premiership has built different squads yet struggles for long periods of time to win trophies!! and bare in mind the spending power chelski and city have and also most big name players fergie wants he gets outbid on them by chelski and city and has to go for other player he still comes up with a winning team! credit where credit due!!

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