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Picture the scene:-

You pull into the Shell petrol to fill up and the local chavs (3) are just coming out from buying their sweets and bottles of coke (aged 12-14)

The following conversation took place:-

Chav 1
Q How fast is it mate?

Me
How fast do you want it to be?

C1
No mate go on how fast?

Me
What 0-60?

C1
Yeah

Me
4.4 (as quoted in Autocar review on MLR)

C1
Cor thats fast. Whats the top end?

Me
150.

C1
Have you turbo'd it or anything mate?? :crackup:

Me
Its a turbo already mate. Standard.

C1
Nice spoiler, how much dya pay for it?

Me
Nothing mate. It came on the car already, its standard on this car.

Chav 2
He's got a Nissan (looking at C1)

Me
What Micra? :crackup:

C1
No me dad has, he's had 145 out of it.

C1
Anyway how much you pay for it?

Me
15 grand.

C1
(Raises his eyebrows and whistles)

C1
Anyway nice Scooby mate! :mad: :mad: :eek: :crackup:

Me
Its not a Scooby mate.

C1 lookin at C2
Its not??

Me
No its a Mitsubishi Evo

C1
Comes round and looks at the back (has a very blank lloking expression on his face.

C1
A what?

Me
An Evoulution 6, much better than a Scooby mate - everyone has them anyway!! :crackup:

C2
Are you sure its not a Scooby!! :mad:

Me
Yes mate. (At which point I'd had enough talking to these plonkers and went in to pay)


Shows how exclusive my car is round my way as even the local chavs hadn't a clue what motor it was :D :D

Chav 3 just starred at the car the whole time as if mesmerised by it!!

I got back in the car and told the missus and kids the conversion and we all just pi**ed ourselves with laughter as we drove past them. :crackup:

Graham
 

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should mention that it was a Nissan 200SX that he replied with when I said Micra.
 

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i get this every time i go to fill up, there seems to be gangs of chavs hiding at petrol stations and they all just appear as soon as i pull in, the amount of priceless conversations ive had ive lost count of...
 

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I take it this conversation took place in your native Essex.... :crackup:

My experience here in Surrey is that no-one takes a blind bit of notice of the Evo in petrol stations (until they hear the exhaust of course) :D
 

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Funny you should ask that it was actually Purley, Surrey :crackup: :crackup:
 

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When asked questions of this nature by such low lifes I never give numbers........or what you may find is that the conversation continues when you have gone

Chav 1
Wow, 0-60 in 4.4 seconds. Thats worth TWOCing.

Chav 2
yeah, EVOs.....lets see if we can find one tonight

Chav 3
<blank>
 

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similiar at Sainsburys last week. 2 young kids wanted photos and I left my wife to sort out the hassle as I went shopping. 20 minutes later they were still there - she had let them into the car and seemed to be an indepth converstaion with them about god knows what (they were about 12!).

But all good fun and it made their day no doubt.
 

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mike_turbo said:
i get this every time i go to fill up, there seems to be gangs of chavs hiding at petrol stations and they all just appear as soon as i pull in, the amount of priceless conversations ive had ive lost count of...
Do they ever mention the word interboiler though :D:D:D
 

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I get it every week at the local supermarket.
The Kids say nice car , My reply is cheers matey. Then you hear them saying something about it's a scooby and my son who is 6 shouts "No it isn't it's better than a scooby it's an EVO can't you tell".lol
From the mouth of babes, you got to love em.
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GrahamH said:


Chav 3 just starred at the car the whole time as if mesmerised by it!!

I was mesmerised mate,i have never seen anything like it before,if only,ahhhhh :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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A bit off topic, but this reminds me of a story I heard ages ago, ago a bloke parking his reasonably nice car in Glasgow.

Picture the scene: a bloke is about to do some shopping in the city centre and has just parked his car in a side street. He is just getting out of his car, leaving his dog inside. From across the street there are a group of young chav kids hanging about. As the man walks away from the car, he is approached by one of the kids...

Kid> 'Oi mister, a fiver to look after your mota'

Bloke> 'Err.. no thats ok, my dog will be able to look after it for me'

Kid> (with a dodgy grin) 'Aye, but can he put out fires!'

:eek:

Needless to say the kid got his money :D
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: little darlings :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

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GrahamH said:
should mention that it was a Nissan 200SX that he replied with when I said Micra.
Well they do a top speed of 137 mph. My mum has had one for 11 years from new (S13 model).

It's funny because when you talk to chavs you want to say, "YOU DON'T HAVE A CLUE DO YOU!" But it just comes out as "REALLY?"

Always worth laughing afterwards though. However, chavs or not, you probably made their day, so a good deed done.
 

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you only had 150 mph out your scooby :crackup: my scooby vi done 170mph :crackup:
 
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