[RichW]

She's knocking on 95 now and has been taken alittle ill so has been taken into hospital, upon arriving theres some young guy, mid twenties holding a baby, apparently me Gran turns around to the woman accompaning her and asks :

Whats my husband doing here with the baby??

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Then to top it off, when the black Doctor comes along, she looks up to him and comes out with :

My, your abit dark arent you??!

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The Doctor just chuckled and said 'i am' :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Mosi]

I got in a lift a year or so ago with my then 2.5 year old Son.

Then a family of black people get in too.

My Son says "hey daddy, chocolate people" whilst we are stood in the lift!

That was the longest lift journey of my life!!!

Talk about embaressing!!

 

[RichW]

LOL - my sister did that 20 odd years back when she was little - there was a black woman walking down the street and my sister stopped dead in her tracks, turned around to me Dad with mouth wide open and says at the top of her voice "Daddy, that womans all black"


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How times change (or not)

 

[Lee5]

How about my boy in his first year at school learning about Guys Fawkes.

When I got home from work asked him about his day told me he had been learning about this bloke knives and forks and how he blew up the kings apartment thats why we have fireworks...lol


Lee

 

[RichW]

You got to love kids and the stuff they come out with :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Makes]

I always remember when I was about 8 my younger brother asked my mum to get him a fork and knife .... me dad belted him round the earhole... and thats true

 

[monkeynuts1]

one of my boys when smaller thought all black people had dirty faces.......now that was hard to explain in the middle of the local Tesco's :crackup:

 

[jcremonini]

My Grandfather got a little 'forgetful' in his final years. One such occasion was when my Uncle (Les) died - we were all at the funeral, coffin at the front with my grandfather next to my Aunt. A little way through the ceremony he turns to my Aunt and asks...

"Where's Les today, then ?"

James.

 

[moses]

She's knocking on 95 now and has been taken alittle ill so has been taken into hospital, upon arriving theres some young guy, mid twenties holding a baby, apparently me Gran turns around to the woman accompaning her and asks :

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Then to top it off, when the black Doctor comes along, she looks up to him and comes out with :

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

The Doctor just chuckled and said 'i am' :lol: :lol: :lol:

haha feckin class granny God bless her and heal her bud

 

[RichW]

Re: Re: Me Poor Gran ....

haha feckin class granny God bless her and heal her bud

Cheers moses, she's back home now but needs more tests - hopefully everything will work out :beerchug:

 

[RichW]

My Grandfather got a little 'forgetful' in his final years. One such occasion was when my Uncle (Les) died - we were all at the funeral, coffin at the front with my grandfather next to my Aunt. A little way through the ceremony he turns to my Aunt and asks...

"Where's Les today, then ?"

James.

Classic :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Evoedd]

My youngest thought Devon was where God lived, had to tell him the truth.

Steve

 

[Tom Dick]

me brother wanted the day of school one particular time, so he says to my mother whilst holding the side of his head that he couldn't go to school cos he had real bad diarrhea!!!

 

[RichW]

me brother wanted the day of school one particular time, so he says to my mother whilst holding the side of his head that he couldn't go to school cos he had real bad diarrhea!!!

LOL - yeah, bit like getting a head ache in your leg

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