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One day a boy comes home from school and says, 'Dad, for my homework I need to know the meaning of the words hypothetically and realistically.' His father replies, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with a man for a million quid.' The boy goes and asks his mum, and sure enough she says yes.
His dad then says, 'Okay, now go ask your sister if she would sleep with a man for a million quid.' So the boy goes and asks her and sure enough, she says yes.
'So there you see, son,' the boys father says. 'Hypothetically we are sitting on two million pounds, but realistically we are living with a couple of slags.'
 
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david6, well sorry for trying to brighten peoples day up with a little light humour!! Thank you for your constructive comments!! I mean was it really worth posting a reply to point out that I might have posted in the wrong section?? I ask ya!!

Don't worry, please feel comforted with the knowledge that I'll be sure not to repeat my mistake in the future……

Have a nice day……
 
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