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Discussion Starter · #1 ·
I'm posting this because everybody seems to mention IT!

Sorry if i'm being cheeky.

I need the following staff for my company, Email and amp; www below.

IP Support requires a senior programmer to join a team of 3 in the
development of a very successful online software package. A minimum of 5
years experience in Linux Redhat, C, Perl and MsSQL, Oracle and other
similar packages is essential. The applicant would be expected to have an in
depth knowledge of integrating software into DNS, Mail, Web and RADIUS
servers. As well as the above, experience in Cisco OS, including netflow and
cachflow, configuring routing tables would be an advantage.

IP Support requires a senior technician to join a team of 5 to manage and
expand our ever-growing network. A minimum of 5 years experience in Linux,
Redhat, Perl and MySQL is essential. The applicant would be expected to have
an in depth knowledge of administrating and designing DNS, Mail, Web and
RADIUS servers. As well as the above, experience in Cisco OS, including
netflow and cachflow, configuring routing tables and BGP would be an
advantage.

[email protected]

www.ipsupport.co.uk
 
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Discussion Starter · #2 ·
i have not got any of the required qualifications,but im sure we could have a laugh !
no need for interview,just send 3 months pay in advance and ill get in touch
 
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Discussion Starter · #4 ·
Not in our Support dept he wouldn't ! http://www.lancerregister.com/graphics/Wilk.gif border|EQU| 0 align|EQU| middle >

Geffers
 
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Discussion Starter · #7 ·
Hijack mode and amp;gt; ON

We manufacture pure Intel workstations and servers.
All enquiries welcome.

Hijack mode and amp;gt; OFF
 
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Discussion Starter · #8 ·
I can whip you up a design for a 3rd Rail Electrification system for your prefered railway line ;). Before someone says something (they always do) leaves on the line are nothing to do with me but I know who is supposed to sort it, I can't mention her name as she will kill me :)
Thank Christ I don't work for Railtrack ;)
 
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Discussion Starter · #9 ·
What have I started here it is a sales forum :)

Do I get commission my friend with the Intel boxes please Email me as I also own a colo room.
 
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Discussion Starter · #10 ·
it carn,t be hard,its what all the nerdy kids did when they left school
im sure id get the hang of it
im real quick with f-disk!
don,t rule me out now,that would be descrimination,and i could sue
 
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Discussion Starter · #11 ·
I am looking too - for a top Visual C|PLS||PLS| GUI programmer, MFC and Windows SDK inside out - to work on a brand new really exciting visual product. Based in Berkshire, near Reading. Pay negotiable depending on experience.

Car park full of EVO's, Scoobies, NSX, XKR, M5 etc. - and the CEO owns an EVO (me!)

We also tend to all go on track days together too :D

Drop me a mail if interested.
 
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Discussion Starter · #12 ·
Oh no not another Dragon, dat makes 3 now.......
By da way wot R U lot talkin about? It's well over my head
 
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Discussion Starter · #14 ·
I know nothing about IT, but I do have have an Evo! Seems like an easy job, no getting cold and wet!

Go on then you've convinced me, I want min £55k pa, private healthcare, 15% non cont pension, dental and a company VII extreme. I know it's not a lot for the computer industry but I will require at least 20 weeks holiday a year for trackdays (like Blade has)!

I think a change of career is in order, as the air conditioning business has had it's day, thanx to bloody Global Warming!

Email me with a start date and what colour suit I should wear!

Andy
 
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Discussion Starter · #15 ·
IT guys dont wear suits,its the CASU look for them
no wonder Marks and Spencers shares are recovering !
 
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Discussion Starter · #16 ·
Hi guys,

I have mailed the relevent people, but if anyone is reading this and they are looking for IT staff I may be able to help.

I currently work for Spring IT Personnel, the 3rd largest IT recruitment company and I am looking into setting up business on my own. I am building up a client list and am currently dealing with 3 clients so far. I can provide IT staff at a fraction of the cost of the big agencies and provide a personal friendly service.

If anyone is interested please mail me privately on [email protected] or call me on 07946 497 374.

Regards

Simon.
 
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Discussion Starter · #17 ·
I presume if any of you fill a vacancy, gain business etc. you will forward the usual agency fee to the MLR :D :D :D
 
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Discussion Starter · #18 ·
If anyone is looking for IT skilled (various incl e-sols, consultancy, MS etc.)people in the Midlands or South East please let me know - no fees and good people - you can call me on 07776 232551
 
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Discussion Starter · #19 ·
I'm looking for a bitch to clean my evo naked every saturday? dont care if she can write, but must have large duds...I will be sitting inside whilst this happens..

simon, set up an agency for this.
 
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Discussion Starter · #20 ·
Anyone with female friends want to hire male escorts, I will go up to 40 yrs old ,and they must pay cash on delivery .
As long as they are up for a fast vigorous ride in the Evo .
 
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