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Wonder if this is happening?


Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please

Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare.

Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings?

Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare

Customer: Hamburger Relish?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Sausage and Mash?

Shopkeeper: Cancer scare

Customer: Cottage Pie?

Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare.

Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer
scare?

Shopkeeper: Yes

Customer: (sigh) Just give me 20 Bensons then.

Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please.

Customer: Thanks !!

:confused: :) Pete
 
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