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best chav ever?

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mike_turbo said:
at least we know LGEVO is a proper chav now
(had my suspicions before)

and what is it about fat chics and dolphin tattoos on their tits??
It's probably on special at most tattoo parlours :crackup:
Dolphin tattoo? I thought it said "If you can see this my tits are hanging out the bottom of my skirt again" :confused:
evo baz said:
She looks like she hit every branch when she fell out the ugly tree.
Yeah but looks like she went back up it for another go :crackup:
mike_turbo said:

and what is it about fat chics and dolphin tattoos on their tits??
Ah but the howler above has a life size dolphin on her chest.

If she was green she'd look like SHREK :crackup:
I would.......................

not **** on her if she was on fire! ;)
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she is a fine specimin of a lady, my bird not even half her size get more for your money with her :crackup:
yeah i would f**k her.............

with a sledge hammer :crackup:
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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Got that thing is in bits.

I could draw better............

shed make an onion cry...

They keep a picture of her in the back garden to keep the burglars away.......

The tide wouldnt take her out....

The sea wouldnt give her a wave....

She was raised on easy singles.....coz thats all they could slide under the cage.......

:crackup: :crackup:
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Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot!
**** me :eek:

wonder if her mum knows shes out with a face like that :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Thats gonna be someones wife one day!!!!!!!!!! someones gonna wake up to that in the morning!!!!!! :crackup:
phil lloyd said:
someones gonna wake up to that in the morning!!!!!! :crackup:
:eek: Think I did once....... :crackup:

Well I think she's a honey...

HONEY MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moses,will this do ya till ya mrs comes home mate :confused:


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Cracking pair of t1ts though (even though she has scale 1:1 picture of free willy on one of em). A girl will go a long way in my book with big mother's pride baps.
Any way,thats Michael Carrol in a wig aint it :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
phil lloyd said:
someones gonna wake up to that in the morning!!!!!! :crackup:
I'd rather chew my arm off than wake her up! Face like a kicked in biscuit tin ... jesus!


Fat saggy tit whore with clown pendants, signs that she robbed Mr T, a tattoo on her....well are those breasts or puss growths?

To be fair though she is the ultimate chav accessory, all chav boy racers want a bird who will...

1: Flash the biggest tits in the car park (despite them touching the floor)

2: Enjoy dates at McDonald's then walking out of the door, walk 4 steps and tell your crew about how you felt her up under the table (she knows nothing about this as she was eating aggressively)

3: Not have any objections to him getting a job or spending the child's benefit on **** and bling.

4: Knowing she wont run away with the milkman, his job consists of milk, he doesn't want to spend the entire day with a cow and her saggy udders.
Go down on her, smell ****, go 4 folds back
:la: :crackup: :crackup:
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