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Argh, the Jalfrezi.... it burns!

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Out for a mates birthday yesterday.

The Jalfrezi just wont let me forget! It burns like no other :cry:
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Jalfrezi and sore ass should not go together fellas(unless you went out with your boyfriend :gay: ), you need to be upgrading to at least a Madass Or a Vindaloo (if you are a real man!).

Whatever next......"i had a Korma and my botty hurts so much!!!" :crackup: :crackup:
daveR said:
pah northeners! :p

To be fair the effects dont seem on a par with the cause. The curry was hot but by no means a "so hot you cant actually taste anything". Ill go for the Madras next! lol
I know it's hard being a real man but the rewards are just second to none.. I have a mate, and the curries he eats would **** me up for days, how his body doesn't reject that stuff I'll never know. Unfortunately for him though, he's a Hungarian so just goes to show you can't have it all :crackup: :crackup:
daveR said:
So whats the running order?

Madras, Vindaloo, phal?
Thats about right mate, a lot of places in Blackburn will do a Phal with unlimited hotness :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :frust: :flame:

Mud, I have a very close pakistani friend and what he and his wife make, is nice and mild compared to some of the gear you can get in the takeaways round here.

And the man himself can stomach no where near the heat that my manic hungarian bud can (and no spicy sh1ts the day after neither!)
mud said:
yeah Pakistani stuff is normally pretty mild, but Bangladeshi peeps like their food really hot in general.

how do you know your "mate" doesnt do a spicy shite the next day, is he your special friend?? :lol:
:crackup: :crackup: i am a colonic lab technician and always analyse my mates **** the next day to ensure they are running regular and sweet :D
Pete Iles said:
Sweet? You taste it?!? ;) :D

er....yeah :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Wouldn't be much of a professional if I only did half a job now, would I?
Pete Iles said:
Eeeeewwwwwwww. :blah: :D

You mean YUMMY!!!!
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