[daveR]

Out for a mates birthday yesterday.

The Jalfrezi just wont let me forget! It burns like no other

 

[xlr8]

isn't that a fairly mild 'hot' one ?

 

[daveR]

My internals have not been sufficiently uprated to run this level of "boost" pressure though.....

 

[xlr8]

you'll be painting your nails next....
but please don't say....'it's because I'm a layyydeeeee......'
:blush: :crackup:

 

[R1 GOOD]

Put the bog roll in the fridge for extra relief

 

[Extremist]

Dave i have the exact problem every time i have a Jalfreizi !

Once i was an hour late from for work cause i could not get off the Can and when i finally did i could not sit down for 15 Mins !!

Maybe we have Subaru internals !!

 

[daveR]

ok now Im getting funny looks as whilst everyone else has their lunch in the fridge, Ive got a roll of Andrex in there....

 

[Wombat]

Jalfrezi and sore ass should not go together fellas(unless you went out with your boyfriend :gay: ), you need to be upgrading to at least a Madass Or a Vindaloo (if you are a real man!).

Whatever next......"i had a Korma and my botty hurts so much!!!" :crackup: :crackup:

 

[daveR]

pah northeners!

To be fair the effects dont seem on a par with the cause. The curry was hot but by no means a "so hot you cant actually taste anything". Ill go for the Madras next! lol

 

[Wombat]

pah northeners!

To be fair the effects dont seem on a par with the cause. The curry was hot but by no means a "so hot you cant actually taste anything". Ill go for the Madras next! lol

I know it's hard being a real man but the rewards are just second to none.. I have a mate, and the curries he eats would **** me up for days, how his body doesn't reject that stuff I'll never know. Unfortunately for him though, he's a Hungarian so just goes to show you can't have it all :crackup: :crackup:

 

[R-Jay]

You big fairy

Jalfrezi is a big girls curry

Phal is the only way to go... :coolsm:

 

[daveR]

So whats the running order?

Madras, Vindaloo, phal?

 

[mud]

Sod all this "english indian" stuff you guys eat, none of it is hot. You need to make friends with an indian family and go round theirs to eat, they will give you proper hot indian grub.

 

[daveR]

That an offer?!

 

[Wombat]

So whats the running order?

Madras, Vindaloo, phal?

Thats about right mate, a lot of places in Blackburn will do a Phal with unlimited hotness :frust: :flame:

Mud, I have a very close pakistani friend and what he and his wife make, is nice and mild compared to some of the gear you can get in the takeaways round here.

And the man himself can stomach no where near the heat that my manic hungarian bud can (and no spicy sh1ts the day after neither!)

 

[mud]

yeah Pakistani stuff is normally pretty mild, but Bangladeshi peeps like their food really hot in general.

how do you know your "mate" doesnt do a spicy shite the next day, is he your special friend?? :lol:

 

[Wombat]

yeah Pakistani stuff is normally pretty mild, but Bangladeshi peeps like their food really hot in general.

how do you know your "mate" doesnt do a spicy shite the next day, is he your special friend?? :lol:

:crackup: :crackup: i am a colonic lab technician and always analyse my mates **** the next day to ensure they are running regular and sweet

 

[Pete Iles]

:crackup: :crackup: i am a colonic lab technician and always analyse my mates **** the next day to ensure they are running regular and sweet

Sweet? You taste it?!?

Pete

 

[Wombat]

Sweet? You taste it?!?

Pete

er....yeah

Wouldn't be much of a professional if I only did half a job now, would I?

 

[Pete Iles]

Eeeeewwwwwwww. :blah:

Pete