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Old 03-11-2014, 00:30   #1
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Thumbs up New Technology

I'm not sure if I can keep up with the new Tech these days can you???

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Should be called "7 adverts you haven't seen yet"

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Old 03-11-2014, 11:04   #4
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Should be called "7 adverts you haven't seen yet"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-GVd_HLlps
even tho it is advertisement m8 it's still new tech.
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Prism – something that simply aggregates third party services, it streams and plays music from Spotify, it's just an MP3 player that streams rather than plays from storage. And they'll make their money by streaming you songs that record companies have paid them to push on you.

Ampy – turning motion into power. My watch has been doing this for the last 20 years.

Portal – another device that simply aggregates other hard\soft services. A generic tablet probably running Android with a flexible screen (already developed) that is waterproof (other phones are already) and comes with a wrist strap that makes you look like an utter 'tard.

Illumibowl – this is a joke, right? Another aggregator...a motion-sensitive light. The security light outside my flat has been motion-sensitive for the last 20 years, and the light in my fridge has been coming on when I open it for the last 20 years.

Gotham defender – another technology aggregate that solves a problem that doesn't exist. It's a secure lock like the nuts on my allow wheels have had for the last 20 years. I'm sure they're currently thinking about how they can make an app for it too.

Brewer – I swear this almost made me put my fist through the screen. Another technology aggregate. It's a coffee machine. That you control with an app.

Uni – another technology aggregator, another f**king app. Gesture sensing...my XBOX 360 has been doing that for years.

Taking something that has worked for 20 years and controlling it with an app is not my idea of technology.
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Loool Aidy Chillout m8.
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Prism – something that simply aggregates third party services, it streams and plays music from Spotify, it's just an MP3 player that streams rather than plays from storage. And they'll make their money by streaming you songs that record companies have paid them to push on you.

Ampy – turning motion into power. My watch has been doing this for the last 20 years.

Portal – another device that simply aggregates other hard\soft services. A generic tablet probably running Android with a flexible screen (already developed) that is waterproof (other phones are already) and comes with a wrist strap that makes you look like an utter 'tard.

Illumibowl – this is a joke, right? Another aggregator...a motion-sensitive light. The security light outside my flat has been motion-sensitive for the last 20 years, and the light in my fridge has been coming on when I open it for the last 20 years.

Gotham defender – another technology aggregate that solves a problem that doesn't exist. It's a secure lock like the nuts on my allow wheels have had for the last 20 years. I'm sure they're currently thinking about how they can make an app for it too.

Brewer – I swear this almost made me put my fist through the screen. Another technology aggregate. It's a coffee machine. That you control with an app.

Uni – another technology aggregator, another f**king app. Gesture sensing...my XBOX 360 has been doing that for years.

Taking something that has worked for 20 years and controlling it with an app is not my idea of technology.
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Loool Aidy Chillout m8.
Yeah, you're right, I'm a little het up about this. I'll have a nice cup of coffee and calm down.

A cup of a coffee made from a machine controlled by an app on my phone....despite the fact that the coffee machine IS RIGHT FREAKIN' THERE!!!!!!
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Major design floor with the portal thing. How are you supposed to watch x hamster and have a 'gentlemans coco' with that thing strapped to your ****ing wrist? You'd get motion sickness hahaha
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