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Old 24-09-2008, 14:15   #31
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I think that is what we are looking at too and closest friends, but we have plenty of time to think about it.

We have came up with a 2 week Mediterranean cruise for the honeymoon so far.
Don't think you'll regret it mate as why does anyone want to spend 10 grand feeding other people, madness if you ask me
Cruise would be a fantastic idea as its the two week honeymoon that will stick in your mind. Unlees your like me and get paraletic and fall asleep with your head down the loo on your wedding night
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Don't think you'll regret it mate as why does anyone want to spend 10 grand feeding other people, madness if you ask me
Cruise would be a fantastic idea as its the two week honeymoon that will stick in your mind. Unlees your like me and get paraletic and fall asleep with your head down the loo on your wedding night
Sorry to hear that mate, I'm going to make sure I get merry but not go stupid as I want to make my first night as a married man a memorable one and my stag night is not going to be the night before the wedding as I don't want to look rough and feel like sh*t either.
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Old 24-09-2008, 14:39   #33
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Congratulations my dear chap, I do hope you will be using the Evo as a
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Better get savin up now then, but in the meantime have a few beers

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Congratulations my dear chap, I do hope you will be using the Evo as a
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Better get savin up now then, but in the meantime have a few beers

Awwwwww thanks, as much as we both love the Evo I think we may be going for something a bit more traditional but you never know, I will ask her nicely
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u said someone man or woman lol
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Old 24-09-2008, 17:50   #36
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u said someone man or woman lol
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and thanks really appriciate it.
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Old 24-09-2008, 17:55   #38
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your brave.lol.Congrats mate.
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Old 24-09-2008, 17:56   #39
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Sorry to hear that mate, I'm going to make sure I get merry but not go stupid as I want to make my first night as a married man a memorable one and my stag night is not going to be the night before the wedding as I don't want to look rough and feel like sh*t either.
I don't blame ya mate i still felt sick when we went on our honeymoon the next night
Made me feel better to know the best man was worse than me tho
I hope your future married life brings you nothing but happiness bud
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Old 24-09-2008, 20:01   #40
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I think that is what we are looking at too and closest friends, but we have plenty of time to think about it.

We have came up with a 2 week Mediterranean cruise for the honeymoon so far.
i would like a small intimiate do and somewhere exotic like the maldives or the carribean for 2 weeks
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b0llocks! its a good excuse to not do the next step...pmsl....its been 5 yrs since I proposed
you need to get on it or your missus will get impatient
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You will need this....

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Marriage Contract

I, the undersigned, a female accepting a marriage proposal,
agree that...

Section 1. In the unlikely event of my not having an orgasm
after you've drunkenly rolled on top of me and pumped away for
five *whole* minutes, wheezing like an old man with emphysema,
I shall politely fake one.

Section 1.01 And it'll be a really good act, too, with me saying
stuff like "So THIS is what hot monkey love is all about!" and
howling like a cat that's being repeatedly jabbed with a pin.

Section 1.02 I will never ask for more *foreplay*.

Section 2. I fully understand that a woman's main role in any
relationship is to take the blame. So when you stub your toe
in the bathroom or your football team loses, I agree that by
some complex scientific equation incomprehensible to woman, it
will be my fault. Even if I wasn't there.

Section 3. Whenever my friends and I get together for a girl's
night out, I will tell them that you are better hung than a
large-balled Himalayan yak, and an elephant would jealous of
your genitalia.

Section 3.01 I shall mention *often* your sexual prowess and
longevity in the bedroom to my friends.

Section 3.02 And I will also mention this to YOUR friends-a lot.

Section 4. After sex (which I will NEVER refer to as "making
love"), I will not expect you to cuddle me for hours till your
arm goes dead. Nor will I let my hair annoyingly get in your
face.

Section 4.01 I will never, ever give your penis a "cute" name.

Section 5. In bed, I will be as keen as mustard to try any novel
sexual position you fancy. Especially ones where I do all the
work and you just lie there, grinning.

Section 5.01 I will ruthlessly interrogate my attractive female
friends and inform you if any of them have the slightest
bi-sexual tendencies. Then I'll invite them around for dinner.
And hide their car keys so they have to stay.

Section 5.02 I promise to work out at the gym for two hours a
day in order to keep my body sexually desirable to you, even
though your intake of beer may cause your gut to swell to
proportions of a nine-month pregnancy.

Section 5.03 I promise never to bring up your hair loss and the
fact that a baby's butt and/or honeydew melon is somewhat
similar.

Section 5.04 I promise to shave every *possible* inch of my
body, and will always love your *weekend* beard.

Section 6. After we split up, I will never sleep with any of
your friends or colleagues. Or anyone else you have ever met.
Or may one day meet. And if men attempt to talk to me, I will
solemnly inform them that you have "ruined me for other men."

Section 6. I understand that mechanical objects like cars,
computer games, and remote control devices are beyond the
comprehension of women. I will only make a fool of myself if I
attempt to operate them, so you're in charge of anything
*mechanical*.

Section 6.01 With the exception of the following household
items: iron, washing machine and dryer, stove, refrigerator,
garbage disposal, garbage can, vacuum cleaner, diapers and
toilets.

Being of sound mind and body, I enter this relationship
contract.

Signed ____________________________________ (female)
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Pmsl......nice one lol
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Will have to print that off and present it to the missus, I reckon I will have a black eye after though
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